i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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