absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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