I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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