how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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