Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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