some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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