Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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