Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why did my mother make you get naked?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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