I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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