Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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