dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
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I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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