but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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