The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
