Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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