RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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