The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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