We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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