U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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