They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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