Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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