what day is it and did you see me today?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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