quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
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this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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