I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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