He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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