Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize