I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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