so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
