The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Randomize
