At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.