I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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