she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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