We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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