Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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