its not stalking. its research.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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