I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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