There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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