this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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