is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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