Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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