HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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