i just wanna soil my oats bro
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
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on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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