He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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