Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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