Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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