We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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