I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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