Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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