Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
All I want is dick and wine.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
