wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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