I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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