But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We are all done wearing pants today
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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