oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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