The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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