I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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